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Monday, November 17, 2008

Playing Boracay

I am on my last night on this island and I feel that it's a good time for me to look back on the last few days I have been here and reflect on some things I have learned so far. 

1. Never ever mix drinks. After several shots of tequila which I stupidly combined with other alcoholic beverage to satisfy my craving for alcohol, I was wasted. I danced the night away under the rain and ended up almost hurting myself (and others along the way). Moreover, hangovers are never pleasant. 
I have never been in love with everyone until last night. I love you guys! Go girls! Texans rule!
2. Everybody's gay until proven otherwise. I, once again, reconfirmed this last night. Girlfriends are never the perfect cover ups.
To you, when everybody thought that the body shots and lewd dance moves were just the beginning of our story, we both know that it was already the perfect night cap to a pleasant meet up by the beach. I will see you in Manila soon.
3. Never ever have your pictures taken while you're drunk and almost passed out on the beach. I will invoke friendship if and when the time comes that my pictures ever see the light of day! 
Dear friends, my Bora pictures should remain in your hard drives or else!
4. Walking is good for you. It is even better when you meet people along the way.
To everyone I met along the way, thank you for making this trip the best one so far. I will see some of you in the Metro and I will see the others when I go back. Till next time dear "friends".
5. Never fall in love in Bora. Relatedly, never trust yourself when you're drunk. 
I love you. 
I love you too.
I'm drunk.
I know.
Let's just make out.
Good idea.

7 stamps:

RainB said...

lolz...

funny.realistic. intriguing.

love this blog. and the blogger. and the blog community. and the world.

Hic!

ArchieMD said...

slutty beach!

Tristan Tan said...

@ArchieMD

hahahaha you are reading Tristan Tales remember...

@rainB

Let's drink to that! Cheers!

wanderingcommuter said...

i second, archie MD... slutty beach... hahaha...

Vince said...

I had a walking-down-the-beach-and-having-eye-contact-with-a-hot-guy experience the last time I was in Bora. Too bad I was too tired (and was going back to my room that time) to see where things would lead. :-P

Also, I've never been drunk-wasted and have no plans of being. Hehehe.

E said...

I MISS BORA WAAAAAHHH!!!

Oh I want to see you get drink tristan hehehehe I can just imagine hehehe!!

Tristan Tan said...

@wandering commuter - hahaha slutty alright!

@vince - you should try it one time!

@E - hmmm.. wag po, wag po! ;)