100

This is my 100th post. 

In the last four months that this blog has been online, I have read many of your lives. I have met some of you. I have made friends with a few and have even fallen for one. It has been quite a ride. I have written stories of trysts, love affairs, and prospects. I have posted emo blogs and have tried so hard to be less vulgar. I have introduced several characters whose lives (and bodies) have found their way into mine. You, of course, have read them with often with amazement and sometimes with disgust.

My life is an open book but this blog, much like yours, is just a fraction of who I am. So to celebrate my 100th blogpost, I am listing down a hundred things about me. 

1. I am Tristan.
2. I live in Ortigas 
3. ...but I am really from Laguna. 
4. I am 28, 
5. .... I don't look like one.
6. ... I dress like a 24 year old. 
7. I work in a Bank.
8. I am still in school. Darn it.
9. I go to the gym. 
10. I have been in love 4 times. 
11. ... have had four serious relationships,
12. ... dozens of flings,
13. ... and hundreds of trysts.
14. I love watching movies.
15. I enjoy good food,
16. ... with great company.
17. I have several circle of friends.
18. I am closet techy.
19. I am an Apple user
20. ... and I love it.
21. I cook,
22. ... mean and different versions of adobo.
23. I play with pasta recipes
24. ... but I don't bake.
25. ...I wish I do.
26. I have a fish named Paris.
27. .... the one before her who died was named Britney. 
28. I dance.
29. I sing.
30. I act.
31. I can't swim
32. ... but I love the beach.
33. I love Boracay.
34. ... and last year I was there four times!
35. I love flying.
36. ... especially take offs and landings.
37. I enjoy traveling...
38. ... and have been to most parts of the country.
39. I frequent Bangkok
40. ... to shop for inexpensive clothes.
41. I love to sleep
42. ... but I still feel that it's just a waste of time.
43. I am now single, by choice.
44. I don't really date.
45. I just fall in love.
46. I don't like beer.
47. ... but I continue to drink it.
48. I enjoy tequila.
49. ... and Vodka Cruisers.
50. I often get mistaken as a call center agent
51. ... or a nurse.
52. I rarely like walking.
53. ... but I sometimes take walks alone.
54. I watch Pinoy movies
55. ... and often cry.
56. I don't really mind crying as long as I still look good doing so.
57. I don't like bell peppers.
    
58. ... and okra.
59. ... and balut.
60. Otherwise, I eat everything.
61. People think that I am high maintenance.
62. ... I am.
63. I am the life of the party.
64. ... if I want to be.
65. I joke around when I need to be serious.
66. I refuse to let people see my weak side,
67. ... if you have seen it, you are lucky.
68. I smoke.
69. I drink.
70. I work hard.
71. I party even harder.
72. I love to shop.
73. ... but I am "kuripot" with myself.
74. I hate bad grammar.
75. I hate bad English.
76. I often find myself with unappreciated boys.
77. ... and I appreciate them.
78. ... often they don't return the favor.
79. I have never paid for sex.
80. ... but am wondering how it feels to do so.
81. I am in no hurry to fall.
82. ... but I am hoping that I do.
83. I am a dreamer
84. ... and a jealous lover.
85. I am closet romantic.
86. I have never been to bath houses.
87. ... but am seriously considering doing so.
88. I love getting massages.
89. ... but have never gotten one from a hunky masseur.
90. ... I am afraid that we may not get through the whole hour without sex.
91. I find sex overrated.
92. ... I am a people pleaser.
93. I can be cold.
94. ... can be brutal.
95. ... but I am a good guy.
96. I hope to get rich one day.
97. ... so I am working for it.
98. I rarely kiss...
99. ... but when I do, that means I love you
100. ... or I was just caught up in the moment.