Three's A Crowd

I never liked three. 

As a child, I hated writing this curly number. As an adult, I hate the fact that they say that three's the charm. I cannot comprehend why I have to fall twice before getting it. As a porn star, it's just too messy. As a lover, even messier.

I'd rather be first. Being the other half is just perfectly fine by me. The third wheel is just too much...

...unless of course I get promoted and the original other half becomes the third wheel.