20 Things I Learned in Bed

20. Condoms can rip when used without proper lubrication. 

19. Mentholated lubricant is extremely unpleasant to use. The same goes for the warming type. Oh and shampoo.

18. Vaseline Lotion is the best alternative to KY Jelly or Durex Lubes. It's quite nice really - one feels moisturized inside and out. (Blogger's note: Whenever I smell Vaseline on someone, I would comment: "Amoy pwet ka dear.")

17. It's true: condoms have different sizes. 

16. Men can cum, while being fucked, without touching oneself. Simply amazing.

15. I may never get to sleep with someone from the upper 10% of the gay population, looks-wise.

14. I can go to bed with as many men in the remaining 90%. 

13. More often than not, versa men prefer to be bottoms than tops.

12. You can only  be curious for a day. After that, you are gay.

11. Tall men do not necessarily have big tools. Same goes with men with big feet.

10. Size does matter. (see related post: The Question)

9. Being a pure top does not give one the right to be lazy in bed. Actually, no one has the right to be lazy in bed.

8. Power bottoms are not necessarily effeminate.

7. G4M guys who put "large or extra large" on their profile often do not know how size is measured. (Blogger's note: I suggest we all develop a common standard for dick sizes.)

6. The good ones are not necessarily taken. 

5. Open relationships do not work, at least for me.

4. Cool offs are for people who do not have the balls to admit that they want to break up with their partners.

3. Love is not sweeter the second time around.

2. Good sex partners are often lousy lovers.

1. First love dies.