Simply Mind-Boggling

"Mr. Tristan Tan, please tell us why did you apply for this job? What are you bringing in? What are you hoping to get from this?"

I took a sip of coffee, looked at the camera and smiled.

"Good evening ladies, it is indeed a pleasure to be here today.

I hope you have had a wonderful dinner because I had a very wonderful breakfast myself.

Needless to say, I am so delighted to have been given the opportunity to represent our country in this very fantastic question and answer portion.

Oh and thank you too for that very mind-boggling question - they are indeed very good questions.

My responses to these would be:

One, I believe in fate and it is my destiny to apply to this job for the betterment of my country, my fellow human beings and the world. I just hope you see the passion in my eyes and not just my fashion which may I say is really, really expensive. I really want this job.

On question number two, I will bring with me, myself and my dreams because they are my reality. I hope you will all be dreaming of me tonight, tomorrow, and for all of your lives... because there is no one in the world that you'd rather get - it's just simply me.

As to your last question, I am hoping for true love and of course, world peace.

I thank you."

Had I not taken that extra hour of sleep last night, I would have probably answered the above when I was interviewed today. Good thing, I slept.

Whew.