Sun Pal

I am confused as to how this would work.

"You call, I answer?", I wondered.

Then I thought some more:

"What if I would like to call, will you answer?"

And one more:

"If I want to see you, will you come and see me?"

And another:

"If I say 'I love you', will you say it back?"

I thought long and hard.

"So basically, what will happen is that I will be following your life, right?"

And then it struck me:

"I deserve way better than this..."

And I finally concluded:

"I'm gonna wait for your balls to descend. Then maybe, just maybe, I'd choose you again."