I never liked taking Facebook quizzes but this one got me. Funny as it may seem, here's the result. I'm not kaya! LOL.
Like, sobrang congrats talaga -- you belong to the elite group of conyo people. You just cannot tiis lang talaga when you don't get your way. You also wonder often why people can sometimes be like soooo baduy or something. I know right?! Because of your strong or polarizing opinion, madalas other people are imbiyerna na. Naku, let them be na lang, it's because you are beautiful lang kasi -- and they're not. Like duh! Ibang level ka lang talaga..
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like omg. you're so conyo talaga. like super. super expected naman talaga, you know. haha
hmm i should check this quiz out
haha and the fact that u had a brief stint at the ahhrneo isn't helping. haha
Hay...
This is your second disownment hearing and it's only the middle of Q2.
But! I also scored the same, and I'm not supposed to because Conyo 80's is so different from the "like, o.m.g. ewwness of today...
Any trace of twang or britness must be skillfully woven into broken tagalog or you're a fake... Otherwise, no wersh wersh was tolerated. Only noveau riche balikbayans did that. Roll your Rs, never say 'net' when you mean 'not' (but not 'nought' also), and never forget to punctuate mid-sentences with 'naman' and finish them off with 'eh'. Begin sentences with 'eh' and it becomes mandatory that the second word be English. So really, you have to sound like a bastardized version of your parents' Spanglish, with lots of green and blue thrown into the mix.
Tapos I remember all the Benitezes and the Ponces and Marforis and Zubiris that we breathed the same air with and then I realized...
'yodeputs... THAT state university had the landed conyos (who made friends with the disenfranchised landless classmates because noblesse oblige demanded it). Hahaha.
All the other universities just had buy-and-sell and count-the-beans types (they would own lots of land eventually but if you bought after WW II it doesn't count).
Yeeeessss...
Pamantasaaang hiraaang... (while reaching for a tubao to wipe the lachrymal effluents).
I now disbestow disownment upon you.
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