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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A Internet Savvy Post

Hi, my name is T and I am a internet savvy blogger. You know I doesn't really understand why some peoples make fun of my writing. I write well, aren't I? If I does not write well why are you even reading this blogs. Am I right?

I am an a professional in the metro but I am not a real banker, really. Believe me, I am an trying hard copy cat. But I hear from my close friends that peoples are jealous of me. They feel I am that a perfect person because I am rich. I am but I am not that much rich. I am just a simple and a ultimate person.

I meet people for sex and they are just using my a adorable body to keep them company. They are users and I am an charitable person. See? I am an very good person if you just looked deeper in my heart. I am not an whore. I am simply me.

I am a gym goer. I love the theater. I adore many dogs but not the big ones and the ugly looking one because I don't like ugly. I love big things and I am very good in bed especially when I dance. Don't worry, I will share with you my wonderful tales in the a coming days. It's a date, okay?


Blogger's Note: Forgive me Father Grammar for I have sinned. (insert evil laugh here). I just couldn't help myself. (insert thunder). Somebody stop me!!!

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Theo Martin said...

kilala ko na to. after reading his latest post. Ateng...be forgiving to the less fortunate. pero aminin mo, yummy naman talaga siya e. :)

:: cb :: said...

sino to? pengeng clue! haha

Tristan Tan said...

@Theo Martin Let me give you a resounding yes!

@CB naku secret, madadagdagan pa ang kasalanan ko. Hehehe.

:: cb :: said...

corny naman nito.. haha naku hahanapin ko to.. kaya lang sa dinami dami ng grammatically incorrect blogs out there baka mamuti na mata ko, di ko pa nahahanap. :c

MkSurf8 said...

i'm clueless. as usual! ;-(

Tristan Tan said...

@MkSurf8 hahaha typical you! :)

Anonymous said...

tryst. more clues naman.

Tristan Tan said...

@Anonymous soon... hehe

Herbs D. said...

zomg. so typical. who is this!? please tell us oh great tristan!

Mr. Scheez said...

I think I know this blogger. This is john stan's #10 in his Tough Ten post, right? *grin*

Ang kinky ng word verification: straphy