I decided to board the cab after a sumptuous dinner with friends last night. I took the front seat, buckled up and told the cabbie where I was headed. He looked at me and smiled. I looked the other way.
"Hay naku, busy ako.", I thought.
The cabbie did not really look bad. He was a big man in his early thirties and probably stands around 5'11. Morenong Pinoy would be an appropriate term to describe how he looked like. He was wearing a cap and the requisite white polo shirt. I,on the other hand, was in my office get up.
"Andaming sosyal dito no?", the cabbie asked me.
"Mukha ba akong sosyal?", I asked myself as I continued to ignore him.
"Sir, san ka galing?", he continued.
He was looking at me. I felt that I needed to be polite.
"Ah may pinuntahan lang... dinner.", I responded.
And that was the start of my 15-minute torture.
"Gwapo ba sir?", the cabbie asked me.
I was caught by surprise and I pretended not to hear him.
"Yung mi-neet mo sir, gwapo ba?", he repeated.
"Ha?...""Ah mga kaibigan ko lang yun...", I replied.
"Ok lang naman kahit hindi gwapo sir di ba? Basta malaki ang hinaharap...", he continued.
I looked at him again and checked.
"Is he?", I wondered.
It was then when I saw his right hand let go of the wheel and traverse his crotch area. He started fixing himself. I finally realized what was going on.
"Eh sir, ok lang naman to di ba?", the cabbie said as his right hand continued to play with his thing.
I felt my body shiver. His tool was actually quite impressive.
"Oh no...", I whispered.
Just when I was just about ready to give in, I looked at him again. He was now smiling like crazy probably thinking that he had just won the match. I am sorry Kuya but I am Tristan. I had to say my piece.
"Sorry Kuya, maliit."
I smiled. The cabbie laughed and zipped himself up again.
And just like that, I remembered how it felt to be Tristan again.
"It's good to be back Tristan... "
"... just feels so effin good to be back...", I whispered as I handed the cabbie a twenty peso tip for giving me the chance to break his ego last night.
14 stamps:
hahaha
hail to the queen!!!
woah hahaha nice! :)
wow taray!
grabe! Idol talaga kita!
: hands down :
APIR! hahaha. the MOJOs finally back daddy tristan!
You looked so straight that night, so how did Koya Driver figure out you're gay? Kumembot ka ba papaok sa taxi? =)
hhmmmm di mo lang ata tlaga type si kuya! ;-)
nice to have u back. :D
@the geek baliw!
@jinnakexds3 ei thanks for dropping by. :)
@cronwell what else can I say? may PMS ata ako nun. LOL.
@Doc Mike (pretty) magbigay pugay ka. :P
@Herbs D. It's nice to be back.
@joelmcvie Alam mo, malakas ang radar ni kuya. Either that or napansin nya yung arko ng reyna elena sa likod ko. LOL.
@CB There are reasons why people go back to old habits. Most common is rejection. :)
ang wafu wafu ng voice mo sa latest fabcast, tristan. :)
hahaha.. galing mo!
wait. i was reading your replies to the comments, pero walang kang sagot sa comment ni mksurf???
hahahah
@LFTS hahaha thanks. oo nga no, I may have missed replying to MkSurf8.... so here goes:
@MkSurf8 actually kuya was okay naman but he was too presumptuous kasi.. not everyone craves for his thingie no! Yun na.
@Carrie thanks. now I'm blushing. LOL
so after reading the last 24 posts... ito ang parang finale... at tumambling naman ako ng bonggang bongga may kasama pang break dance... hahahahaaha
amusing :) i wonder if there any cabbies round here in Cebu who would do what he just did
it would be interesting :)
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