Conquering Neverland

I found it.

I have heard of this site from a friend who used to live in the States but I never really paid attention. More recently, and more likely out of an extreme desire to end my virginal lifestyle, I checked it out.

I crossed my fingers.

Today, I ventured into the unknown - the site where everybody starts anonymously and hopefully ends up in bed. I took the hibernating Tristan out of the luggage and imbibed his essence. I took a deep breath and started typing in three sentences, attached a picture and capped it with a simple title - "Asian for NSA (read: no strings attached).

Then I left to shop.

With my new pair of shoes, several pairs of pants and half a dozen new shirts, I went home and logged in. I was surprised with what I found - at least thirty people responded with their information, addresses, contact numbers and pictures in varying levels of undress. I laughed at the level of sexlessness these days - and I thought I was alone!

I was not disappointed.

I read each and every email. A lot were eliminated based on age. Some were scrapped due to their proximity to my place. Some were really interesting. A few were indeed impressive. More importantly, all of them were interested.

I made the decision.

I needed to be impressed so I found myself typing away. I smiled as I watched my program send all my messages to all lucky email senders. Now, the game begins.

Tristan is now ready to conquer Neverland, in English.

Blogger's Note: Yes, I will be careful and more importantly, I will be safe. Stand by for a future post: Craigslist for Dummies - I just need to figure it out first. Ugh.