Pump My Ball

I recently bought an exercise ball (to work out my always-there one-piece ab) and I did not realize that it did not come with a hand pump. What was a boy to do but ask a girl friend to call in a favor from someone else. Here's what my friend left on my machine:

"Hi Tristan, my nephew is coming over in a while with his pump. I don't know if you're home but please call me back if you'd still want him to pump your ball."

My perverted mind took over. The next thing I remembered were flashes of the nephew pumping my ball. And then I gave her a call.

"Hello dear... Yes please. I would still need your nephew to pump my ball."

She was clueless. I was giggling the whole time.