Dear Santa,
I am placing my orders early this year.
Other than my move to a different country, things have been quite off this year. I checked my horoscope and it says otherwise - I should be having a blast! But I am not, so I have actually stopped reading them. I would normally pray every night but even that has provided limited impact - or maybe I am just too difficult to please? What do you think? So I am hoping that maybe you could help me out. I'm just a little stuck and I need some help.
Santa, I have been a good boy in the last several months so I figured that maybe you can process my Christmas gifts early this year. I'd appreciate bulk overnight delivery but if it becomes a little too tough, please feel free to deliver once a month. So here goes:
For September, I'd badly need an "undo" button Santa - the one which I can use to undo the things I said; the things I did; and even the things I wrote. I have been quite a mess lately and I am guessing these have something to do with my nimble fingers, my big mouth and my low level of maturity. If I can also undo stuff like drilling holes on the wall, buying certain furniture and meeting some people then it would be perfect!
If that does not work, for October, can you get me "selective amnesia" - preferably one that can be just downloaded online and consumed in capsule form? It would also be good if it does not have calories - I am seriously trying to lose weight, as you probably know. I'd like to forget certain things - I think holding on to them makes me less happy.
November might be a good time for something neat - can you wrap me up a boyfriend? I'll send you the requirements in a separate email. I would just need to figure out what I want this time around. Right now, everything's still a blur. All I know is that I'd need someone who'd actually stay. I'd appreciate it greatly if you'd put me on the priority list, thanks.
And then come December, there's no need to get me anything. I think I'd be all set by then. Just focus your resources on my friends and family - hopefully all their wishes also come true.
Thanks much Santa... oh and Merry Christmas!
Love, Tristan
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ROFL. I'm considering to make my own wish list now so Santa can put me on top of the list too. :))
"hopefully all their wishes also come true"
Sweet naman mo naman Tristan.
pareho tayo ng wish sa november. para naman hindi malamig pagdating ng krismas hehe! :)
Santa baby,
slip an E under the tree
For me.
Been an awful good boy,
Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney
tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off
My Christmas list
Santa cutie
Fill my stocking
With some Intsiks,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa cutie
Hurry down the chimney
tonight.
funny funny funny post.
i hope santa hears your pleads and will deliver the goodies soon.
let me know ha!
hehehe.
boylet din nasa wishlist ko!
sana yung mahilig din sa karera
at hindi rin masyadong halata ;)
add me lang sa ym 8====> jonas_091184
para di rin maging malamig ang pasko ko
kamown... haha si santa nalang kukunin ko. haha
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