Suck and Blow

Healthy living is definitely not my style - the moment I stopped eating junk and started living clean, I got sick. Ugh. So anyway, today, I had to skip to the clinic to undertake some tests. I had done a few in the morning and last stop was the pulmo appointment. My doctor suggested that I take this test since I had already (and recently) quit smoking.

I got to my appointment early enough to look around. No one was cute enough to flirt with so I started reading a book. I finally heard my name. When I looked up, there was a guy. He was a guy - a good looking guy - a good looking black guy. Delicious.

"Hi, how are you doing?", he said as he greeted me.

My eyes rolled but I smiled and said:

"I'm good, thanks. How are you today?"

He replied and off we went to the testing room.

"Here's how it's gonna go Tristan... ", he started explaining.

"You put this in your mouth...", he said as he pointed at a device.

"You pinch your nose using this thing...", he said as he handed me a nose pincher.

"And then you breathe in through your mouth... ", he continued.

I nodded. It was simple enough.

"And then you blow hard. Hard blows, okay? Let all the air out.", he ended.

I looked at him and laughed.

"You know what K... under different circumstances what you just said would get us somewhere", I quipped.

And, as if on cue, K laughed like crazy.

Blogger's Note: As it turns out, my breathing is perfectly fine. But, I still need to be tested for allergies so, yes, I'd be seeing him again. He said that he's gonna ask me to suck and blow again when I come back. I can't wait. Giggles.