Viva Italia (?)

There's always a first time.

"It's now or never...", he said.

I was extremely horny so I typed in: "Come on over..."

"Oh and call me when you're near."

He said he's Italian

And that he's married and has kids

"Yeah right...", as I rolled my eyes again.

I tidied up the place to prep for his cum-ming.

I did not really give a damn who he is or where he comes from

I never even asked for a picture

He said he looked good - I believed him

"Sige na nga, pagbigyan na..."

But I had to be prepared, "what if it does not work out?"

He assured me that it will.

"No one has ever asked me to leave..."

I felt more at ease.

He called me up when he got to the lobby.

"Oh...", I whispered.

"Tama ang gago... gwapo nga sya..."

"Hey, Tristan here... come, follow me."

He walked behind me all the way to the lift.

"So Tristan, what do you think?"

"Think of what?", I asked.

"Me?", he replied.

I looked at him and smiled. He smiled back.

"Viva Italia?", I wanted to tell him.

But I tried to be cool - "We'll see...", my quick reply.

He laughed and pinched my be-hind on the way out.

"Tarantadong to ah... may pagka-manyak."

"Binabastos ako?"

"I love it."

"May future ka, pogi...", I mumbled.

He took off my pants - and then my sweats.

He kissed me on the neck and took my hand.

He guided it where it needed to be.

I took over from there.

My hands were all over.

It tried to look for the prize.

I sighed. It was disappointingly uhmm... petite.

"Bad trip..."

"Hey, am I bothering you?", he asked.

He had read my mind.

"I'm sorry...", was the only thing I was able to say.

He smiled at me and zipped himself up.

"Don't be.", he reassured me.

"It's okay...", he continued.

"It's just that... this won't work...", I tried to explain myself.

"I understand...", he said as he buttoned his shirt.

"There's no need to walk me out.", he said.

"I'll walk you to the lift...", I said.

"It was a pleasure meeting you Tristan..."

"Drive safely..."

There's always a first time

And I chose "now" - wish I had chosen "never"

I was extremely horny and was looking for a big boner

But my dear Italian just made me feel a wee bit sadder.

This Italian did not deliver

So I asked an Afghan to come over - I am glad I did.

And he would be the topic of my next post -

"How Tristan Conquered Afghanistan"