The Amazing Race

In the tradition of "What's in a Name?" - an analysis of names in my Philippine black book - this analysis now focuses on races.

Let's start with the working disclaimers:

• Much like all studies, the conclusions that will be made in this study are general observations based on the sample that has been available to the researcher;
• Exceptions to the observations are always possible;
• The data I used is based on my very limited (haha) experience in the last few months;
• Observations, especially those related to race preferences, were formed based on observations in social/sexual networking sites.
• The researcher did not necessarily have sex with the entire world, at least not just yet.
• This post should not, in any way, be an indication of the researcher's appetite for sex or his real interest in pursuing a long term relationship with anyone. And yes, anyone, this disclaimer is especially here for you. Haha;
• The study is purely academic and is being posted to provide readers with first hand observations from a known source (plus the fact that I have seem to have run out of topics);
• Some of the data (experiences) used in this analysis have already been posted in this site - the operative word is some; and
• I urge you to trust the statistical significance of the data used in this analysis.

Let me now categorize boys based on the color of their skin. Based on the research conducted, there are four major skin colors in the world: white, black, brown and yellow. However, I have also loosely subcategorized the browns into four major levels so as to differentiate them further from each other. These categories do not in any way reflect the correct or politically accepted way of categorizing people and is only being done for the sake of analysis.

• Whites - Americans, Europeans and everyone pale.
• Blacks - African Americans, non-white Africans and those with dark skin.
• Brown A - Latinos and American Indians.
• Brown B - South Asians (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc.)
• Brown C - Pacific Islanders, Filipinos included.
• Brown D - Middle Easterners
• Yellows - Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Mongolians

Let's start the ball rolling:

• Whites generally have long (7ish up) dicks. Many of them are cut. Very few have been observed with the curved dicks. Majority of whites trim their pubes, at the minimum; some shave it all off. Balls generally hang low and yes, they are usually pink. Legend has it that they are softies but, I think this is generally a function of age, i.e. the older one is, the softer it gets. Research has shown that boys below thirty have hard ons that are somehow comparable to Pinoys and yes, two is the batting average in an hour. Whites are not assholes in bed - they make sure that their partners are well taken care of. Some can get quite hairy but this study has limited itself to the relatively smooth whites, i.e. bears (and cubs) were not identified for this purpose. Many whites are bottoms. White generally go for whites and very few of them are rice eaters, i.e. whites who go for Asians.

• Blacks. There is truth to the rumor that blacks have big dicks, generally speaking. They are not just long (at least 7ish) but they are also thick. Yes, it can get pretty scary. Many are cut. Balls, just like the whites, are generally long hangers. They have big balls. Pubes are extremely curly and are often shaved; some maintain a very thin growth of hair. Blacks are softies compared to their Filipino counterparts. They have been observed to be very aggressive in bed but are only often good for one round - it takes them a while to recover. Many blacks are tops. Blacks generally go for their brothas' (blacks) and Asians.

• Brown A: Latinos. This has been the researcher's personal favorite since they are comparable to the stance of their Filipino counterparts. Latinos have decent-sized dicks (6ish) but some have been identified to possess monster cocks too. Many are cut. Balls are middle hangers. Pubes are often trimmed. They can be very romantic in bed but can be quite aggressive when provoked. Many are versatiles. They really sound good in bed. Latinos usually go for whites and blacks. Asians are not generally their priority.

• Brown B: South Asians. Yes, they are spicy. Imagine curry and all those nutty spices rubbed on their generally hairy skin. Dicks are surprisingly big (at around 6ish up) and are sturdy enough for the purpose. Many are uncut and have really different shapes; generally pointy. Pubes are everywhere and are often allowed to grow without much concern for their partners. They are generally outspoken in bed and will tell you what they want. They have very high regard of themselves and sincerely believe that they are extremely good in bed. South Asians are mostly tops and they don't really have a distinct race preference in bed.

• Brown C: Pacific Islanders. Now, this is fun. As expected, participants from this subgroup have delivered all of the time. Dick sizes are generally not as monstrous as their white or black counterparts (averaging 5ish) but they have managed to out-harden anyone in the world. Particular focus has been given to Filipinos who have been born or raised in the States - it's amazing how their size has been influenced by their environment; i.e. they are big and hard. Balls can be generally found hanging close to the body (as compared to the white and black low hangers). Many are cut. Pubes are trimmed. Everyone is generally smooth. It has been observed that Brown C's outperform their closest competitors, the Latinos. Many are versatiles. Sadly, many of them are also passive. This subcategory would usually go for Whites, Yellows and Latinos. Very few of them go for Blacks.

• Brown D: Middle Easterners. For a lack of a better subcategory and for the purposes of this study, they have been identified as browns. But, they are actually a good mix of browns, blacks, whites and yellows. They have the monster dick size of the blacks (length and girth), the hair of the South Asians, the (general) softness of the Whites. Balls are big and hang low. Many are tops. They know what they want and they often like to be in control. They are very outspoken which is good if you are into S/M (sadomasochism). Much like the South Asians, they do not have any particular race preference although I have always believed that they like the smooth races, e.g. brown C's and yellows.

• Yellows. Now, now rubypurple, don't feel bad because it's really not that sad. Yellows are generally short and slim, much like their body type. This shortcoming is almost often eclipsed by their cute faces and very slim physique. Balls are generally close to their smooth (almost hairless) bodies. Pubes are allowed to grow like bean sprouts which makes it quite annoying for their partners, at times. Many are uncut. They are surprisingly hard but not as hard as the Brown C's. Many are bottoms who would generally go for Whites. They rarely go for Brown C's. I have no idea why.

Now wasn't that fun? Haha.