Oh No!

I woke up today with a woman in my bed and she was not me. On my most dreaded day of my entire life, I woke up next to a woman in my bed... and she snored. Oh no!

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I scanned the now-sunlit room and tried to remember what had happened. White sheets everywhere. My head is spinning. My body aches. I checked myself - my pututuy was not his usual self. Oh no!

What happened last night? Where was I? Who am I?

I immediately rushed to the bathroom and washed my face. I then looked at myself in the mirror. Damn, I'm still so hot. I checked again. Yes, I still looked the same - no obvious wrinkle marks, no extra gray hair, no to the seven signs of skin aging. I breathed a sigh of relief.

But, what's going on? Why can't it be? Why can't be the two of us? I almost blurted out into a song. And then I remembered. I had met the woman the night before - and yes, there was another guy. Oh no!

Did I just? Oh my gawd...

As I started making my way back to the bed, I recognized the faces partially hidden under the white sheets. It was then when I screamed.

"Hoy mga bakla, gising na... birthday ko na!"

Blogger's Note: I was with a couple of friends last night and we had the a-ultimate food trip in Ortigas. Umapaw ang cholesterol and my first birthday cake had a pink candle. It was fun. And yes, one of them was a woman - who still wants to marry me. Nagdouble layer of underwear na lang ako just to make sure. Never again. Haha.